#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job
I'M FROM MADRID, SPAIN. LUSS. 18.
I'M MARRIED TO THE MUSIC FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE. I LIKE TO SPEND MY TIME PLAYING MY UKULELE, KAI.
TIM BURTON HAS THE BEST MIND ALL OVER THE WORLD, I SWEAR.
FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING. OKAY, OKAY.
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am
Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.
i hope you’re getting all this down
when you accidentally swear in front of kids
when they think it’s a game to repeat it incessantly